Jokes

Message par **Miltøn** » 31 août 2015, 19:59

I am not an easy boy…

Message par **Pafnouti42** » 31 août 2015, 19:59

Milton a écrit :I am not an easy boy…

They all say this

Message par **Miltøn** » 31 août 2015, 20:00

I am not anybody.

Da Rouf · Message par **Da Rouf** » 02 sept. 2015, 20:45

Pafnouti42 a écrit :
Milton a écrit :I am not an easy boy…
They all say this

they all say that.

And why not try him guys? I mean, seriously, who gives a... ?

Message par **Miltøn** » 02 sept. 2015, 21:52

Watch out my super powers…

Da Rouf · Message par **Da Rouf** » 05 sept. 2015, 09:13

Tree power activate!

Message par **Elmut** » 26 oct. 2015, 18:45

*PLOP*

Kennedjiro · Message par **Kennedjiro** » 27 oct. 2015, 07:32

UNLIMITED POWER !!!

Da Rouf · Message par **Da Rouf** » 27 oct. 2015, 11:04

MY POWER IS MAXIMUM

Da Rouf · Message par **Da Rouf** » 24 févr. 2016, 23:21

I've got a new one, but it needs a bit of English culture...

She wanted me to treat her like a princess, so I put her in a Mercedes and drove her into a wall.

Message par **Miltøn** » 25 févr. 2016, 09:13

It doesn’t need that much ENglish culture … I think every single French redneck who was born before 1980 remebers this event

Da Rouf · Message par **Da Rouf** » 26 févr. 2016, 12:32

Yeah, because obviously the people hanging around on this forum were born before 1980 x)

Message par **Miltøn** » 26 févr. 2016, 14:32

Our parents were born in the 80s and told us about this event!

(Furthermore I was born on her funeral’s day, so …

)

Da Rouf · Message par **Da Rouf** » 26 févr. 2016, 15:32

IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT.

Message par **tphi** » 26 févr. 2016, 16:52

Rouf already has 2200 posts. This is crazy.

Da Rouf · Message par **Da Rouf** » 26 févr. 2016, 19:14

Oh my, stop boosting my ego.

(On a sidenote: I'm not getting taken down, am I?)

Kennedjiro · Message par **Kennedjiro** » 26 févr. 2016, 21:27

Da Rouf a écrit :Oh my, stop boosting my ego.

(On a sidenote: I'm not getting taken down, am I?)

It's boosting itself well enough !

Message par **tphi** » 26 févr. 2016, 22:14

No, our post gap was less than 300 some months ago, now it's over 330... you are hard to deal with.

Message par **Miltøn** » 27 févr. 2016, 11:56

At this pace, Da Rouf will reach 5000 posts before me! :p

Message par **Pafnouti42** » 28 févr. 2016, 20:08

Milton a écrit :At this pace, Da Rouf will reach 5000 posts before me! :p

Jealous

?

Message par **Miltøn** » 28 févr. 2016, 20:12

Yes, I am.

Mine is bigger.
(my editcount of course)

Message par **Pafnouti42** » 28 févr. 2016, 20:23

Milton a écrit :(PS : WTF, le forum me met un message « Vous ne pouvez pas poster un nouveau message, si tôt après le dernier. »… o.O )

But do you make a good use of it

?

Message par **Miltøn** » 28 févr. 2016, 20:25

Nope. I am The Milton, screw phpBB.

Message par **Elmut** » 05 mars 2016, 18:50

I've got a new one ! Yaaaaay listen to it :
(it s a knock knock joke, so it s beter with a friend.. Unless you don t have any, which is sad. But it s not my problem anyway.)

Soooo it goes like this :

-- knock knock.
-- who's there ?
-- Etch.
-- Etch who ?
-- Bless you !

Message par **Pafnouti42** » 05 mars 2016, 19:16

My Gosh, she's back

Message par **Miltøn** » 05 mars 2016, 19:18

o/

For the first time in its history …
The forum is back in February!

Message par **tphi** » 05 mars 2016, 19:25

We are in march

Message par **Miltøn** » 05 mars 2016, 19:27

Whoops …

It’s like when we change year. I wrote “2015” on my official documents until February the 2nd …

Da Rouf · Message par **Da Rouf** » 06 mars 2016, 11:51

Not bad Elmy!

"Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Europe.
-Europe who?
-No, YOU'RE a poo!"

CSDO 5/2 is going on rampage lately. He keeps getting punchlines from Carambar and improvising a 20 f*cking minutes story aroung it to piss people off and waste their time. Hilarious.

Pierre31 · Message par **Pierre31** » 03 avr. 2016, 18:35

Why did Adele cross the road ?

Because she say "hello from the other side".

Csdo · Message par **Csdo** » 04 avr. 2016, 07:58

Because she wants to say "Hello" from the other side

Message par **Pafnouti42** » 04 avr. 2016, 19:47

Pierre31 a écrit :Why did Adele cross the road ?

Because she say "hello from the other side".

You'll probably make friends with Elmut soon

Csdo · Message par **Csdo** » 05 avr. 2016, 00:00

Did Pierre edit his message or was i blind and i didn't see the yellow answer ?

Da Rouf · Message par **Da Rouf** » 05 avr. 2016, 07:38

Well, you know what they say about fapping and stuff...

Message par **Miltøn** » 05 avr. 2016, 11:06

Yes, the answer was there before you replied ...

Da Rouf · Message par **Da Rouf** » 05 avr. 2016, 11:09

#CheckYourAdminPriviledges

Pierre31 · Message par **Pierre31** » 05 avr. 2016, 21:58

[quote="Csdo "The Blind""]Did Pierre edit his message or was i blind and i didn't see the yellow answer ?

[/quote]

Blind as Lee Sin.

Da Rouf · Message par **Da Rouf** » 06 avr. 2016, 11:36

Should I be ashamed or proud for not getting the reference before googling it?

Pierre31 · Message par **Pierre31** » 06 avr. 2016, 13:39

It depends.

Da Rouf · Message par **Da Rouf** » 06 avr. 2016, 14:07

Full commitment to my work

Pierre31 · Message par **Pierre31** » 06 avr. 2016, 21:26

So be proud of you and don't lose time on LoL.

Kennedjiro · Message par **Kennedjiro** » 08 avr. 2016, 21:09

Pierre31 a écrit :So be proud of you and don't lose time on LoL.

"To waste one's time playing LoL" is definitely a pleonasm.

Da Rouf · Message par **Da Rouf** » 09 avr. 2016, 05:59

And "lose time" is definitely a horrible gallicism x)

Message par **Elmut** » 09 avr. 2016, 08:15

par Da Rouf » 09 avr. 2016, 06:59

Is cheking the forum really one of the first thing you do in the morning ?

Da Rouf · Message par **Da Rouf** » 10 avr. 2016, 08:10

Well you know, as it is widely known that gazing at a screen prevent people from falling asleep by stimulating their brains, it occured to me that geeking early would turn out to be quite efficient in terms of activating my poor, poor sleepy mind when I wake up at six, considering there's no brewerage I hate more than coffee.

Message par **Elmut** » 10 avr. 2016, 10:42

What about Red Bull ? Having a flying boyfriend could be kinda fun...

Da Rouf · Message par **Da Rouf** » 10 avr. 2016, 10:58

I(m pretty sure I don't want to be hopping all around the class when my finals start x)

Message par **tphi** » 01 mai 2016, 15:22

I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it

... (seen on 9gag... why did I laugh...)

Da Rouf · Message par **Da Rouf** » 01 mai 2016, 21:11

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comm ... _its_good/

Thank me later <3

Hippolais · Message par **Hippolais** » 01 juil. 2016, 10:47

What do you call a broken can opener ?

A can't opener