Jokes

Messagepar **Miltøn** » 31 août 2015, 19:59

I am not an easy boy… :roll:

Messagepar **Pafnouti42** » 31 août 2015, 19:59

Milton a écrit :I am not an easy boy…

They all say this :mrgreen:

Messagepar **Miltøn** » 31 août 2015, 20:00

I am not anybody.

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 02 sept. 2015, 20:45

Pafnouti42 a écrit :
Milton a écrit :I am not an easy boy…

They all say this

they all say that.

And why not try him guys? I mean, seriously, who gives a... ?

Messagepar **Miltøn** » 02 sept. 2015, 21:52

Watch out my super powers… :mrgreen:

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 05 sept. 2015, 09:13

Tree power activate!

Messagepar **Elmut** » 26 oct. 2015, 18:45

*PLOP*

Kennedjiro · Messagepar **Kennedjiro** » 27 oct. 2015, 07:32

UNLIMITED POWER !!!

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 27 oct. 2015, 11:04

MY POWER IS MAXIMUM

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 24 févr. 2016, 23:21

I've got a new one, but it needs a bit of English culture...

She wanted me to treat her like a princess, so I put her in a Mercedes and drove her into a wall.

Messagepar **Miltøn** » 25 févr. 2016, 09:13

It doesn’t need that much ENglish culture … I think every single French redneck who was born before 1980 remebers this event :mrgreen:

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 26 févr. 2016, 12:32

Yeah, because obviously the people hanging around on this forum were born before 1980 x)

Messagepar **Miltøn** » 26 févr. 2016, 14:32

Our parents were born in the 80s and told us about this event!

(Furthermore I was born on her funeral’s day, so …

)

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 26 févr. 2016, 15:32

IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT.

Messagepar **tphi** » 26 févr. 2016, 16:52

Rouf already has 2200 posts. This is crazy.

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 26 févr. 2016, 19:14

Oh my, stop boosting my ego.

(On a sidenote: I'm not getting taken down, am I?)

Kennedjiro · Messagepar **Kennedjiro** » 26 févr. 2016, 21:27

Da Rouf a écrit :Oh my, stop boosting my ego.

(On a sidenote: I'm not getting taken down, am I?)

It's boosting itself well enough ! :roll:

Messagepar **tphi** » 26 févr. 2016, 22:14

No, our post gap was less than 300 some months ago, now it's over 330... you are hard to deal with.

Messagepar **Miltøn** » 27 févr. 2016, 11:56

At this pace, Da Rouf will reach 5000 posts before me! :p

Messagepar **Pafnouti42** » 28 févr. 2016, 20:08

Milton a écrit :At this pace, Da Rouf will reach 5000 posts before me! :p

Jealous

?

Messagepar **Miltøn** » 28 févr. 2016, 20:12

Yes, I am.

Mine is bigger.
(my editcount of course)

Messagepar **Pafnouti42** » 28 févr. 2016, 20:23

Milton a écrit :(PS : WTF, le forum me met un message « Vous ne pouvez pas poster un nouveau message, si tôt après le dernier. »… o.O )

But do you make a good use of it

?

Messagepar **Miltøn** » 28 févr. 2016, 20:25

Nope. I am The Milton, screw phpBB.

Messagepar **Elmut** » 05 mars 2016, 18:50

I've got a new one ! Yaaaaay listen to it :
(it s a knock knock joke, so it s beter with a friend.. Unless you don t have any, which is sad. But it s not my problem anyway.)

Soooo it goes like this :

-- knock knock.
-- who's there ?
-- Etch.
-- Etch who ?
-- Bless you !

:mrgreen:

Messagepar **Pafnouti42** » 05 mars 2016, 19:16

My Gosh, she's back :roll:

Messagepar **Miltøn** » 05 mars 2016, 19:18

o/

For the first time in its history …
The forum is back in February!

Messagepar **tphi** » 05 mars 2016, 19:25

We are in march

Messagepar **Miltøn** » 05 mars 2016, 19:27

Whoops …

It’s like when we change year. I wrote “2015” on my official documents until February the 2nd …

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 06 mars 2016, 11:51

Not bad Elmy!

"Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Europe.
-Europe who?
-No, YOU'RE a poo!"

CSDO 5/2 is going on rampage lately. He keeps getting punchlines from Carambar and improvising a 20 f*cking minutes story aroung it to piss people off and waste their time. Hilarious.

Pierre31 · Messagepar **Pierre31** » 03 avr. 2016, 18:35

Why did Adele cross the road ?

Because she say "hello from the other side".

Csdo · Messagepar **Csdo** » 04 avr. 2016, 07:58

Because she wants to say "Hello" from the other side

Messagepar **Pafnouti42** » 04 avr. 2016, 19:47

Pierre31 a écrit :Why did Adele cross the road ?

Because she say "hello from the other side".

You'll probably make friends with Elmut soon :roll:

Csdo · Messagepar **Csdo** » 05 avr. 2016, 00:00

Did Pierre edit his message or was i blind and i didn't see the yellow answer ?

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 05 avr. 2016, 07:38

Well, you know what they say about fapping and stuff...

Messagepar **Miltøn** » 05 avr. 2016, 11:06

Yes, the answer was there before you replied ...

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 05 avr. 2016, 11:09

#CheckYourAdminPriviledges

Pierre31 · Messagepar **Pierre31** » 05 avr. 2016, 21:58

Csdo "The Blind" a écrit :Did Pierre edit his message or was i blind and i didn't see the yellow answer ?

Blind as Lee Sin.

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 06 avr. 2016, 11:36

Should I be ashamed or proud for not getting the reference before googling it?

Pierre31 · Messagepar **Pierre31** » 06 avr. 2016, 13:39

It depends.

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 06 avr. 2016, 14:07

Full commitment to my work

Pierre31 · Messagepar **Pierre31** » 06 avr. 2016, 21:26

So be proud of you and don't lose time on LoL.

Kennedjiro · Messagepar **Kennedjiro** » 08 avr. 2016, 21:09

Pierre31 a écrit :So be proud of you and don't lose time on LoL.

"To waste one's time playing LoL" is definitely a pleonasm. :mrgreen:

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 09 avr. 2016, 05:59

And "lose time" is definitely a horrible gallicism x)

Messagepar **Elmut** » 09 avr. 2016, 08:15

par Da Rouf » 09 avr. 2016, 06:59

Is cheking the forum really one of the first thing you do in the morning ?

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 10 avr. 2016, 08:10

Well you know, as it is widely known that gazing at a screen prevent people from falling asleep by stimulating their brains, it occured to me that geeking early would turn out to be quite efficient in terms of activating my poor, poor sleepy mind when I wake up at six, considering there's no brewerage I hate more than coffee.

Messagepar **Elmut** » 10 avr. 2016, 10:42

What about Red Bull ? Having a flying boyfriend could be kinda fun...

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 10 avr. 2016, 10:58

I(m pretty sure I don't want to be hopping all around the class when my finals start x)

Messagepar **tphi** » 01 mai 2016, 15:22

I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it

... (seen on 9gag... why did I laugh...)

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 01 mai 2016, 21:11

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/387dnt/what_joke_is_so_bad_its_good/

Thank me later <3

Hippolais · Messagepar **Hippolais** » 01 juil. 2016, 10:47

What do you call a broken can opener ?

A can't opener

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