Jokes

Hitler is visiting a mine.

"-Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"
[Hitler rubs chin]
"-Then mine less"
[Grammar Nazi bursts through the door]
"-MINE FEWER!"
[Hitler looks up]
"-Yes, what's going on ?"

Kubat jr · Messagepar **Kubat jr** » 01 sept. 2017, 17:28

Hal a écrit :That moment when you realise

That you cried—not laugh—because of that joke—wait, it's not a joke!

Messagepar **thuiop** » 01 sept. 2017, 19:01

Nice joke tphi x)

Messagepar **Cassiodore** » 01 sept. 2017, 19:39

That was a really, really, really good one :lol:

Messagepar **Hal** » 01 sept. 2017, 19:54

I did Nazi zat coming !

Messagepar **tphi** » 01 sept. 2017, 20:05

A joke with boths nazis AND grammar nazis ought to be wonderful :mrgreen:

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 02 sept. 2017, 13:55

Messagepar **tphi** » 15 nov. 2017, 15:54

Where does Light Yagami live ?

Spoiler :

[Afficher]

That's all from me, regards from Japan.

Messagepar **thuiop** » 15 nov. 2017, 23:24

I wasn't ready for this.

Kubat jr · Messagepar **Kubat jr** » 16 nov. 2017, 10:01

And my understanding of Japanese is too poor

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 16 nov. 2017, 10:28

A father is washing his car with his son.
His son then says: "dad, wouldn't you rather use a sponge ?"

Kubat jr · Messagepar **Kubat jr** » 07 janv. 2018, 15:36

One silly joke for sure

Spoiler :

[Afficher]

Messagepar **Almar** » 07 janv. 2018, 17:43

His whole Twitter account is a joke.

Messagepar **Arielle** » 07 janv. 2018, 19:28

Legit.

Zrun · Messagepar **Zrun** » 07 janv. 2018, 19:51

Almar a écrit :His whole Twitter account is a joke.

He is a big joke

Messagepar **thuiop** » 07 janv. 2018, 20:00

No, he is a very stable genius.

Messagepar **Miltøn** » 08 janv. 2018, 09:32

I may disagree. I clearly think that this man is not stable, and I am not confident at all knowing this man has a big, red, nuclear button on his desk. But I am not convinced that he is stupid. Not at all.

Dⓐ Яøʊƭ · Messagepar **Dⓐ Яøʊƭ** » 08 janv. 2018, 14:32

I don't think he is half as stupid as people pretend him to be, or at least, he wasn't. He is a lying jerk who is slowly becoming demented though.

Kubat jr · Messagepar **Kubat jr** » 21 juil. 2018, 08:49

Today's joke, the use of child spies is not only a fiction

Spoiler :

[Afficher]

Messagepar **Hal** » 21 juil. 2018, 11:32

This is literally the plot of Alex Rider :mrgreen:

Kubat jr · Messagepar **Kubat jr** » 21 juil. 2018, 11:36

There was another book, cherub I think where they used children up to 18 --- or 16...

Messagepar **Hal** » 21 juil. 2018, 11:42

But was it in Great Britain ?

Messagepar **thuiop** » 21 juil. 2018, 12:12

Yep, it was. And it was waaay more organized than Alex Rider.

Messagepar **Hal** » 21 juil. 2018, 12:37

Just looked it up, seems interesting ! Now I won't have to wonder why "British teen spies" became a trope at least

It's strange to think that it had a historical basis.

Kubat jr · Messagepar **Kubat jr** » 21 juil. 2018, 12:38

At the time it wasn't known, it should have been a fiction.

Messagepar **Hal** » 21 juil. 2018, 12:40

The books possibly inspired the Secret Service

Messagepar **tphi** » 17 janv. 2019, 23:24

Heisenberg is pulled over by a police officer. And the policeman says "did you know you were going 150km/h ?"
Then Heisenberg says "darn it, now I don't know where I am !"

Messagepar **thuiop** » 18 janv. 2019, 18:42

Classic.

Messagepar **Arielle** » 18 janv. 2019, 18:45

I think I heard that one on the big bang theory :mrgreen:

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